Things you don't expect to see on your day off:
Another private ambulance company dropping off a patient in your house.
As in: your landlady's mother.
So glad I came down to do laundry after they were done with the stairchair, since you can't just walk by without asking if they need a hand.
And when I got back from the laundromat her husband finally introduced us, since I've told him before that they can knock on my door anytime.
And then she gave me a mango juicebox.