Birdie = 0, Stair Chair = 1

I forgot how goddamn heavy someone more than twice my weight is. Yesterday was FUN.

Treatment:
1. Apply bengay like there's no such thing as too much menthol.
2. Eat everything in the house. No lie.
3. Take over the shower (and hot water) like you don't have roomies (or neighbors).
4. Kick the living daylights out of yourself at the gym the next day. In a blizzard.
5. IBUPROFEN.

Because no way in hell am I letting my scrawny underfed self get between me and a job I love.