Dear lady in full niqab on the train,
I would have decked that racist bastard for you if the train doors hadn't closed. Taking the seat across from you and turning my favorite Nancy Ajram song all the way up was the best solution I could think of on short notice.
Anyways, the overdose on my eardrums was totally worth the expression on your face when you recognized it.
Or what I could see of your face, at least. :)