If the temperature outside is 103 degrees Fahrenheit, I do not want to stair chair you into your home. Stay in the hospital. They have better air conditioning.
Especially since I threw out my back last week on another stair chair job and am now wearing a ThermaCare heat wrap to deal with the pain. (Days off are for the weak. And for people with air-conditioned houses to relax in all day.)
I also do not want to go wandering around the worst (un-air-conditioned) housing projects in the city with a police escort looking for my patient. (Although I don't mind helping an old lady carry her new air conditioners to her apartment after we give up searching.)
I do, however, want to go to Brothers Police and Security Store. SO. MANY. UTILITY. POUCHES.
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