Things you don't expect to see on your day off:

Another private ambulance company dropping off a patient in your house.

As in: your landlady's mother.

So glad I came down to do laundry after they were done with the stairchair, since you can't just walk by without asking if they need a hand.

And when I got back from the laundromat her husband finally introduced us, since I've told him before that they can knock on my door anytime.

And then she gave me a mango juicebox.

WIN.