Your daily PSAs.... :)

Four out of six patients agree, it's pneumonia season.

If I'm driving lights and sirens on the left-most lane of the highway, please merge with the lane to your right. Pulling left and stopping accomplishes nothing. I will not fit between you and the speeding traffic to my right.

If you have the bariatric stretcher in your bus, you will have at least one patient that weighs over half a ton.

Walking into the same ER four times in one day will make you wonder when you see that CHF patient you brought in at 11am in the exact same place at 6pm, and that migraine patient stops you to ask if they can get a ride home now.

If you're going into OT on a call, you will have to wait 45 mins on both ends for a lift assist.

Getting back to base 2hrs late with 700 L of O2, no NRBs and no nasal cannulas. Yes, it is most definitely pneumonia season.

Telling your partner, "Dude, you should auscultate my lungs. Now that's some freaky ronchi," will result in, "They probably caught it from you. You're seriously infecting everyone."

:)